Herbane
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| Biography | |
| Username | Herbane |
| Alias | Judge Herbane |
| Season Joined | Season V |
| Nationality | Australian-American |
| Discord | herbane_ |
| Personality | |
| Quote | "I've got crabs, and I've got boils, and I'm Mouthboy. Draco Mouthboy." |
| Favourite Item | Copper |
| Favourite Block | Cactus |
Biography
Herbane is a player and former Defence Secretary (Judge) on the CrabCraft server who began playing during Season V on the 28th of July 2025. He is known for his insanity and spontaneous actions on the server.
Traditions/Running Gags
Things Herbane says or does that don't necessarily take place in singular seasons.
Beginning of Season Quote
When Herbane first joined CrabCraft, crab being in the name reminded him of a funny quote from a harry potter parody off of YouTube, in which as Draco Malfoy is greeting harry he states "I've got crabs, and I've got boils, and I'm Mouthboy. Draco Mouthboy."
After then end of Season V he thought it would be funny if he said this quote as his first words for every season, and plans on it for Season 6
Tumors (heads)
Herbane was born with an interdimensional disease that forces him to expel cancerous growths resembling that of his head every so often, usually leaving them in other player's bases.
Reveals
Reveals of certain things in Herbane's real life that are spaced apart by multiple weeks/months, usually doubling in time each reveal, inevitably intending to end on a face reveal.
- Hand Reveal (24/09/2025)
The reveals started after Herbane brought up that he had a giant mollusk shell sitting in his bathtub for months after finding it at the beach (as of 29/11/2025 it is still there), and shared a picture with his hand next to it to prove how big it was. He then noted that this was technically also a hand reveal, and promised an arm reveal in 3 weeks.
- Arm Reveal (15/10/2025)
Herbane was browsing one of the discord chats and noticed a conversation between some people sharing their plushies, and someone sent a gif from bananas in pajamas. Coincidentally, he had a crochet plushie of a banana in pajamas and decided to share it. Coincidentally again, this was the exact day 3 weeks after the hand reveal and the picture he took included his forearm, so he marked it as the arm reveal.
- Full Arm Reveal (26/11/2025)
After Herbane released the first arm reveal, he noticed how it was only his forearm. This resulted in him planning a full arm reveal to be released 6 weeks later. On the day, he shared the full picture of his arm in the media channel and announced a neck reveal in 12 weeks, but the player Unkillable2 wanted the other arm instead. Herbane was adamant on it being a neck reveal, as he had been on arms and everything attached to them for around 2 months at that point, and so decided to share the other full arm right then and there. Destroying the hopes of Unkillable2 and giving them nothing to look forward to (according to them).
- Neck Reveal (18/2/2026)
Yet to be revealed.
Unverified
Herbane discovered CrabCraft as he was browsing the backlogs of a Minecraft server list. his first words on the server were "I've got crabs, and I've got boils, and I'm Mouthboy. Draco Mouthboy." referencing a Harry Potter parody off YouTube.
After Herbane spouted many more references to the parody and just general nonsense, the player NinjaTrunks decided to torture him, believing him to be a general no-life troll (he was pretty correct). Ninja eventually left, allowing Herbane to discover that he could break out of the whitelist borders around spawn by using the nether portal there, as the nether roof had no whitelist borders, he could use a portal linked to a location outside of spawn to escape.
He found his way into a taiga and dug out a hole in the ground to live in. This would later become his main base Sprucetip Village. He played the game normally until Ninja found him, and murdered him, breaking his bed to make sure he wouldn't respawn there.
Many more shenanigans continued, until Herbane was finally verified into the server, he returned to the hole he was murdered in, and revamped it into Herbane's Unverified Hovel.
A couple days after Herbane was verified as he was working on the area that would become Sprucetip Village, the player Vinyl5five invited him to join an upcoming town north of him. Not really having anything interesting to do he decided he'd go check it out and maybe build something.
Herbane was the first non-founder to arrive and build something in the town, and constructed a basic manor based off of the woodland mansions. As he built, multiple other players would arrive in the town and build houses of their own, eventually becoming the most prosperous and lively team in the whole server.
Though, nothing good lasts forever, and eventually it all came tumbling down as the founders began to express their distasteful humour and opinions. Everyone left to join the new town Siren's Refuge, and the area was eventually completely destroyed leaving only a crater. But before all that happened, Herbane decided to run for a minister role.
Defence Secretary (Judge)
Herbane was elected on the 10th of August 2025 as the Defence Secretary (Judge). He only won the election mainly due to the influence of players in the town Vinylonia, which he was a part of at the time.
When he won the election, he gave a speech about his morals, which he also heavily noted on in his manifesto. And after the election, he attended the CrabCraft auction where he bought a baby zoglin for 10 diamonds which he named Zoggy.
During his short term he redesigned his office in the town hall to include green colours, and framed pictures of him in Judge's attire, which lasted well into his successor's term.
Herbane resigned sometime around the 15th of august, as he felt his winning of the election was unjust due to the influence from Vinylonia, and brought up choosing NinjaTrunks as a successor in a voice chat with him.
Though, Herbane was slightly annoyed when he logged onto discord the next day to notice he had been removed from the position without warning or full communication with the Secretary, as he had only brought it up a couple times and never confirmed with the Secretary themselves if he truly wanted to resign.
The Siren's Refuge
A town built under the sea in drained underwater temples, Herbane was never truly a citizen of the refuge, and only stuck around during the beginning of it. Though, he did contribute largely to the town, being the one to drain the water from the underside of the first temple, allowing for vertical expansion. After he was finished he constructed a jazz club in the basement.
The Purge
At the end of Season V Herbane planned on not taking part in the purge, but he ended up joining anyway as he was awake when it began.
When he joined he met Max who gave him an enchanted wooden shovel with knockback 55, which he decided to use on LeaveMyLeaf who ran away in fear. As he explored the destroyed spawn he was distracted by Alfie swooping down over him in an elytra, fearing demise he decided to enter a building. As he turned his back he didn't notice out of the corner of his eye SauronLord, the strongest and more respectable Super Slaughter Bro, about to swoop down to mace him. Sauron missed, using up a totem. He flew away. Herbane then ran out of the building to enter another one next to it and took the elevator up to the top floor. He then entered a room and came face to face with a Wither, so he ran out and up the stairs to the roof where he saw Alfie looking over spawn from a ledge, Herbane snuck up to him, shovel in hand, and threw him off the building. Alfie flew back in his elytra, and they entered an inevitably futile duel. The unarmored Herbane had no chance against Alfie, who was in full netherite and an elytra. Herbane was able throw Alfie off of the building multiple times, but he would just fly back. Eventually, Herbane's luck ran out, and Alfie threw him off the building unto his death.
He respawned and grabbed the shovel he dropped where he died, soon encountering J_4D_3 who he entered another duel with. This time, Herbane came out on top (literally) by swimming up a waterfall to a sky island, giving him the high ground and waiting for 4D to follow him, when they got up to the top Herbane flicked his shovel and 4D was sent falling to their death. Herbane relished in his glory, and jumped down off the sky island, aiming for the waterfall. He missed, falling to his death.
Herbane then got up to several more shenanigans, including but not limited to: getting some TNT from glitch and blowing up a building, blowing up The Town of Avro before all the TNT was setup killing Izzy, then getting chased by an enderman for no reason and dying, entering another duel with J_4D_3 this time with just fists (THE KILL WAS STOLEN BY LeaveMyLeaf THE BASTARD), chasing Winter spouting warnings of revenge for stealing his axolotls in the week before the end of the server and leaving them in Brazy's Purge base 60k blocks away, getting creative mode from max and giving himself bedrock before being put back into survival mode as someone spawned a bunch of wardens right next to him and then running away to place a bunch of bedrock shmenises, being untrustworthy in his own muscles due to them fluctuating in fear from the monsters, trekking his way back to his base on foot to get his elytra, heading to Shadow's base with the intention of seeing what's going on with shadow and then coincidentally finding out that's also where Winter is so he decided to jumpscare them with "GOOBIE GOOBIE GOOBIE MOTHEF*CKER GOOBIE GOOBIE GOOBIE", finding out he could switch into spectator mode and using this new found ability to jumpscare more players, witnessing the burning of Shadow's house, and much more.
Builds
A list of all the notable things Herbane has constructed on CrabCraft.
Bases
The main base of Herbane in Season V, located in the northern taiga above spawn. Originally, it was just Herbane's Unverified Hovel, But after some expansion the name was changed to Herbane Land, and after Herbane's dad Leenuks moved in the name was changed once more to Hernuksia, and after Herbane still didn't like the name it was renamed Sprucetip Village near the end of Season V.
Location: 742 85 -840
Shops
- The Musical Cactus
The Musical Cactus was a shop owned by Herbane located in the southern district of spawn. It was planned to sell Cactus, Music Discs, and pottery related items. This shop was sort of a failure, as Herbane was slow on progress with it and it was never truly finished/stocked.
Miscellaneous
- Herbane's Creeper Farm
Built in the ocean at 4751 -1487, this was constructed with the intention of crafting tnt to break bedrock blocks at the portal to his base on the nether roof for a stairway down into the nether. Though, this soon became obsolete for 2 reasons: #1 He discovered a mod that allowed him to instantly break bedrock without the need for tnt at all. (Don't worry the owner of the server Max was seen using this cheat in the past so it's allllll good 👍) #2 it turns out the farm was very good at spawning bats as it was made entirely out of diorite, which is one of the only blocks that spawn bats. This made less space in the mob count for creepers and caused the farm to be insufficient.