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Biography

Herbane
Herbane
Biography
Username	Herbane
Alias	Judge Herbane
Season Joined	Season V
Nationality	Australian-American
Discord	herbane_
Personality
Quote	"I've got crabs, and I've got boils, and I'm Mouthboy. Draco Mouthboy."
Favourite Item	Copper
Favourite Block	Cactus

Herbane is a player and former Defence Secretary (Judge) on the CrabCraft server who began playing during Season V on the 28th of July 2025. He is known for his insanity and spontaneous actions on the server.

Traditions/Running Gags

Things Herbane says or does that don't necessarily take place in singular seasons.

Beginning of Season Quote

When Herbane first joined CrabCraft, crab being in the name reminded him of a funny quote from a harry potter parody off of YouTube, in which as Draco Malfoy is greeting harry he states "I've got crabs, and I've got boils, and I'm Mouthboy. Draco Mouthboy."

After the end of Season V he thought it would be funny if he said this quote as his first words for every season, and did so for the launch of Season 6

Tumors (heads)

Herbane was born with an interdimensional disease that forces him to expel cancerous growths resembling that of his head every so often, usually leaving them in other player's bases.

Season V

Unverified

Herbane discovered CrabCraft as he was browsing the backlogs of a Minecraft server list. his first words on the server were "I've got crabs, and I've got boils, and I'm Mouthboy. Draco Mouthboy." referencing a Harry Potter parody off YouTube.

After Herbane spouted many more references to the parody and just general nonsense, the player NinjaTrunks decided to torture him, believing him to be a general no-life troll. Ninja eventually left, allowing Herbane to discover that he could break out of the whitelist borders around spawn by using the nether portal there, as the nether roof had no whitelist borders, he could use a portal linked to a location outside of spawn to escape.

He found his way into a taiga and dug out a hole in the ground to live in. This would later become his main base Sprucetip Village. He played the game normally until Ninja found him, and murdered him, breaking his bed to make sure he wouldn't respawn there.

Many more shenanigans continued, until Herbane was finally verified into the server, he returned to the hole he was murdered in, and revamped it into Herbane's Unverified Hovel.

Vinylonia

A couple days after Herbane was verified as he was working on the area that would become Sprucetip Village, the player Vinyl5five invited him to join an upcoming town north of him. Not really having anything interesting to do he decided he'd go check it out and maybe build something.

Herbane was the first non-founder to arrive and build something in the town, and constructed a basic manor based off of the woodland mansions. As he built, multiple other players would arrive in the town and build houses of their own, eventually becoming the most prosperous and lively team in the whole server.

Though, nothing good lasts forever, and eventually it all came tumbling down as the founders began to express their distasteful humour and opinions. Everyone left to join the new town Siren's Refuge, and the area was eventually completely destroyed by some on the server leaving only a crater. But before all that happened, Herbane decided to run for a minister role.

Defence Secretary (Judge)

Herbane was elected on the 10th of August 2025 as the Defence Secretary (Judge). He only won the election mainly due to the influence of players in the town Vinylonia, which he was a part of at the time.

When he won the election, he gave a speech about his morals, which he also heavily noted on in his manifesto. And after the election, he attended the CrabCraft auction where he bought a baby zoglin for 10 diamonds which he named Zoggy.

During his short term he redesigned his office in the town hall to include green colours, and framed pictures of him in Judge's attire, which lasted well into his successor's term.

Herbane resigned sometime around the 15th of august, as he felt his winning of the election was unjust due to the influence from Vinylonia, and brought up choosing NinjaTrunks as a successor in a voice chat with him.

Though, Herbane was slightly annoyed when he logged onto discord the next day to notice he had been removed from the position without warning or full communication with the Secretary, as he had only brought it up a couple times and never confirmed with the Secretary directly if he truly wanted to resign.

The Siren's Refuge

A town built under the sea in drained underwater temples, Herbane was never truly a citizen of the refuge, and only stuck around during the beginning of it. Though, he did contribute largely to the town, being the one to drain the water from the underside of the first temple, allowing for vertical expansion. After he was finished he constructed a jazz club in the basement.

The Purge

At the end of Season V Herbane planned on not taking part in the purge, but he ended up joining anyway as he was awake when it began.

When he joined he met Max who gave him an enchanted wooden shovel with knockback 55, which he decided to use on LeaveMyLeaf who ran away in fear. As he explored the destroyed spawn he was distracted by Alfie swooping down over him in an elytra, fearing demise he decided to enter a building. As he turned his back he didn't notice out of the corner of his eye SauronLord, about to swoop down to mace him. Sauron missed and used up a totem due to the fall damage, retreating and flying away. Herbane then ran out of the building to enter another one next to it and took the elevator up to the top floor. He then entered a room and came face to face with a Wither, so he ran out and further up the stairs to the roof where he saw Alfie looking over spawn from a ledge, Herbane snuck up to him, shovel in hand, and threw him off the building. Alfie flew back in his elytra, and they entered an inevitably futile duel. The unarmored Herbane had no chance against Alfie, who was in full netherite and an elytra. Herbane was able throw Alfie off of the building several times, but he would just fly back. Eventually, Herbane's luck ran out, and Alfie threw him off the building unto his death.

He respawned and grabbed the shovel he dropped where he died, soon encountering J_4D_3 who he entered another duel with. This time, Herbane came out on top (literally) by swimming up a waterfall to a sky island, giving him the high ground and waiting for 4D to follow him, when they got up to the top Herbane flicked his shovel and 4D was sent falling to their death. Herbane relished in his glory, and jumped down off the sky island, aiming for the waterfall. He missed, falling to his death.

Herbane then got up to several more shenanigans, including but not limited to: getting some TNT from glitch and blowing up a building, blowing up The Town of Avro before all the TNT was setup killing Izzy, then getting chased by an enderman for no reason and dying, entering another duel with J_4D_3 this time with just fists (THE KILL WAS STOLEN BY LeaveMyLeaf THE BASTARD), chasing Winter spouting warnings of revenge for stealing his axolotls in the week before the end of the server and leaving them in Brazy's Purge base 60k blocks away, getting creative mode from max and giving himself bedrock before being put back into survival mode as someone spawned a bunch of wardens right next to him and then running away to place a bunch of bedrock shmenises, being untrustworthy in his own muscles due to them fluctuating in fear from the monsters, trekking his way back to his base on foot to get his elytra, heading to Shadow's base with the intention of seeing what's going on with shadow and then coincidentally finding out that's also where Winter is so he decided to jumpscare them with "GOOBIE GOOBIE GOOBIE MOTHEF*CKER GOOBIE GOOBIE GOOBIE", finding out he could switch into spectator mode and using this new found ability to jumpscare more players, witnessing the burning of Shadow's house, and much more.

Season 6

Builds

A list of all the notable things Herbane has constructed on CrabCraft.

Season V

Bases

Sprucetip Village

The main base of Herbane in Season V, located in the northern taiga above spawn. Originally, it was just Herbane's Unverified Hovel, But after some expansion the name was changed to Herbane Land, and after Herbane's dad Leenuks moved in the name was changed once more to Hernuksia, and after Herbane still didn't like the name it was renamed Sprucetip Village near the end of Season V.

Location: 742 85 -840

Shops

The Musical Cactus

The Musical Cactus was a shop owned by Herbane located in the southern district of spawn. It was planned to sell Cactus, Music Discs, and pottery related items. This shop was sort of a failure, as Herbane was slow on progress with it and it was never truly finished/stocked.

Miscellaneous

Herbane's Creeper Farm

Built in the ocean at 4751 -1487, this was constructed with the intention of crafting tnt to break bedrock blocks at the portal to his base on the nether roof for a stairway down into the nether. Though, this soon became obsolete for 2 reasons: #1 He discovered a mod that allowed him to instantly break bedrock without the need for tnt at all. (Don't worry the owner of the server Max was seen using this cheat in the past so it's allllll good 👍) #2 it turns out the farm was very good at spawning bats as it was made entirely out of diorite, which is one of the only blocks that spawn bats. This made less space in the mob count for creepers and caused the farm to be insufficient.

Season 6

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-  }}Basic Information Herbane is a player on the CrabCraft server who began playing during Season V on the 28th of July 2025.
+  |ministerrole=|assumedoffice=}}
-== Nemeses ==
+= Biography =
+'''Herbane''' is a player and former Defence Secretary (Judge) on the CrabCraft server who began playing during [[Season V]] on the 28th of July 2025. He is known for his insanity and spontaneous actions on the server.
-* [[NinjaTrunks]]
+== Traditions/Running Gags ==
+Things Herbane says or does that don't necessarily take place in singular seasons.
-Herbane declared Ninja as a nemesis after being slaughtered by him at the start of his time on the server. Herbane does not hate Ninja all that much, but declared them as a nemesis due to events anyway.
+=== Beginning of Season Quote ===
+When Herbane first joined CrabCraft, crab being in the name reminded him of a funny quote from a harry potter parody off of YouTube, in which as Draco Malfoy is greeting harry he states "I've got crabs, and I've got boils, and I'm Mouthboy. Draco Mouthboy."
-* ArcaneMC
+After the end of [[Season V]] he thought it would be funny if he said this quote as his first words for every season, and did so for the launch of [[Season 6]]
-Herbane declared Arcane as a nemesis after he abused him with his hammers due to Herbane being creepy at spawn, watching from a far, and eventually sealing it after Arcane abused him further at the town Viynldonia. Herbane HATES Arcane. Herbane wishes Arcane were BANNED or atleast punished for their sins..
+=== Tumors (heads) ===
+Herbane was born with an interdimensional disease that forces him to expel cancerous growths resembling that of his head every so often, usually leaving them in other player's bases.
-= Builds =
+== [[Season V]] ==
-A list of all the notable things Herbane has constructed on CrabCraft.
-== Season V ==
+=== Unverified ===
+Herbane discovered CrabCraft as he was browsing the backlogs of a Minecraft server list. his first words on the server were "I've got crabs, and I've got boils, and I'm Mouthboy. Draco Mouthboy." referencing a Harry Potter parody off YouTube.
-=== Bases ===
+After Herbane spouted many more references to the parody and just general nonsense, the player [[NinjaTrunks]] decided to torture him, believing him to be a general no-life troll. Ninja eventually left, allowing Herbane to discover that he could break out of the whitelist borders around spawn by using the nether portal there, as the nether roof had no whitelist borders, he could use a portal linked to a location outside of spawn to escape.
-* [[Herbane's Unverified Hovel]]
+He found his way into a taiga and dug out a hole in the ground to live in. This would later become his main base [[Sprucetip Village]]. He played the game normally until Ninja found him, and murdered him, breaking his bed to make sure he wouldn't respawn there.
-Herbane's Unverified Hovel is a base of Herbane that was constructed during his time as an unverified player, built after he figured out how to escape spawn through the nether portal.
+Many more shenanigans continued, until Herbane was finally verified into the server, he returned to the hole he was murdered in, and revamped it into Herbane's Unverified Hovel.
-Location: 742 85 -840
+=== [[Vinylonia]] ===
+A couple days after Herbane was verified as he was working on the area that would become [[Sprucetip Village]], the player [[Vinyl5five]] invited him to join an upcoming town north of him. Not really having anything interesting to do he decided he'd go check it out and maybe build something.
-* Crab Claw Cove
+Herbane was the first non-founder to arrive and build something in the town, and constructed a basic manor based off of the woodland mansions. As he built, multiple other players would arrive in the town and build houses of their own, eventually becoming the most prosperous and lively team in the whole server.
-Crab Claw Cove is a planned base of Herbane that is currently only a hole in the ground with a secret stash, constructed while he was still an unverified player.
+Though, nothing good lasts forever, and eventually it all came tumbling down as the founders began to express their distasteful humour and opinions. Everyone left to join the new town Siren's Refuge, and the area was eventually completely destroyed by some on the server leaving only a crater. But before all that happened, Herbane decided to run for a minister role.
-Location: 4600 -1990
+=== Defence Secretary (Judge) ===
+Herbane was elected on the 10th of August 2025 as the Defence Secretary (Judge). He only won the election mainly due to the influence of players in the town [[Vinylonia]], which he was a part of at the time.
-* Vinyldonia
+When he won the election, he gave a speech about his morals, which he also heavily noted on in his manifesto. And after the election, he attended the CrabCraft auction where he bought a baby zoglin for 10 diamonds which he named Zoggy.
-Herbane has a house in the town Vinyldonia.
+During his short term he redesigned his office in the town hall to include green colours, and framed pictures of him in Judge's attire, which lasted well into his successor's term.
-Location: 520 71 -1284
+Herbane resigned sometime around the 15th of august, as he felt his winning of the election was unjust due to the influence from [[Vinylonia]], and brought up choosing NinjaTrunks as a successor in a voice chat with him.
-=== Shops ===
+Though, Herbane was slightly annoyed when he logged onto discord the next day to notice he had been removed from the position without warning or full communication with the Secretary, as he had only brought it up a couple times and never confirmed with the Secretary directly if he truly wanted to resign.
-=== Landmarks ===
+=== The Siren's Refuge ===
+A town built under the sea in drained underwater temples, Herbane was never truly a citizen of the refuge, and only stuck around during the beginning of it. Though, he did contribute largely to the town, being the one to drain the water from the underside of the first temple, allowing for vertical expansion. After he was finished he constructed a jazz club in the basement.
-= History =
+=== The Purge ===
-The history of Herbane's existence on CrabCraft.
+At the end of [[Season V]] Herbane planned on not taking part in the purge, but he ended up joining anyway as he was awake when it began.
-== Season V ==
+When he joined he met [[MaxUK|Max]] who gave him an enchanted wooden shovel with knockback 55, which he decided to use on [[LeaveMyLeaf]] who ran away in fear. As he explored the destroyed spawn he was distracted by [[GamingSplosion|Alfie]] swooping down over him in an elytra, fearing demise he decided to enter a building. As he turned his back he didn't notice out of the corner of his eye [[SauronLord]], about to swoop down to mace him. Sauron missed and used up a totem due to the fall damage, retreating and flying away. Herbane then ran out of the building to enter another one next to it and took the elevator up to the top floor. He then entered a room and came face to face with a Wither, so he ran out and further up the stairs to the roof where he saw [[GamingSplosion|Alfie]] looking over spawn from a ledge, Herbane snuck up to him, shovel in hand, and threw him off the building. Alfie flew back in his elytra, and they entered an inevitably futile duel. The unarmored Herbane had no chance against [[GamingSplosion|Alfie]], who was in full netherite and an elytra. Herbane was able throw Alfie off of the building several times, but he would just fly back. Eventually, Herbane's luck ran out, and Alfie threw him off the building unto his death.
-=== Beginnings ===
+He respawned and grabbed the shovel he dropped where he died, soon encountering [[J_4D_3]] who he entered another duel with. This time, Herbane came out on top (literally) by swimming up a waterfall to a sky island, giving him the high ground and waiting for 4D to follow him, when they got up to the top Herbane flicked his shovel and 4D was sent falling to their death. Herbane relished in his glory, and jumped down off the sky island, aiming for the waterfall. He missed, falling to his death.
-Herbane first joined CrabCraft while bored and looking for a server to fool around on, he headed to the end of the list of one of many Minecraft Server websites where he found it. Upon joining, the name of the server reminded him of a quote from a Harry Potter parody by DoggieHouse on YouTube, where Draco says to Harry "I've got crabs, and I've got boils. And I'm Mouthboy, Draco Mouthboy." which he promptly said aloud in the chat. This was much to the other player's confusion. The first players to greet Herbane were WaterTie, PurelyAkemi, and [[NinjaTrunks]].
-Ninja, due to Herbane's unverified-ness and craziness, decided to slaughter Herbane. This thirst for blood would not end, and due to a server plugin at the time that allowed players to drop their heads upon death, Ninja's inventory soon began to fill up with Herbane's heads from the amount of times Ninja had killed him. This prompted Herbane to make a joke regarding giving him heads that only fueled Ninja's rage further. PurelyAkemi, who was watching the whole thing through chat on the sidelines decided that was enough Minecraft for the day and left.
+Herbane then got up to several more shenanigans, including but not limited to: getting some TNT from glitch and blowing up a building, blowing up [[Town of Avro|The Town of Avro]] before all the TNT was setup killing [[SinisterDex|Izzy]], then getting chased by an enderman for no reason and dying, entering another duel with [[J_4D_3]] this time with just fists (THE KILL WAS STOLEN BY [[LeaveMyLeaf]] THE BASTARD), chasing [[FrostedWinter|Winter]] spouting warnings of revenge for stealing his axolotls in the week before the end of the server and leaving them in Brazy's Purge base 60k blocks away, getting creative mode from max and giving himself bedrock before being put back into survival mode as someone spawned a bunch of wardens right next to him and then running away to place a bunch of bedrock shmenises, being untrustworthy in his own muscles due to them fluctuating in fear from the monsters, trekking his way back to his base on foot to get his elytra, heading to [[Shadow]]'s base with the intention of seeing what's going on with shadow and then coincidentally finding out that's also where [[FrostedWinter|Winter]] is so he decided to jumpscare them with "GOOBIE GOOBIE GOOBIE MOTHEF*CKER GOOBIE GOOBIE GOOBIE", finding out he could switch into spectator mode and using this new found ability to jumpscare more players, witnessing the burning of [[Shadow]]'s house, and much more.
-The slaughter would go on for awhile until Ninja too decided that was enough Minecraft and left. Herbane now at peace went to explore the spawn area. Eventually, he decided to see if he could go through the Nether Portal, which he could. Then he wondered if he could enter another Nether Portal leading outside the blacklist range to escape, and he could. Thus beginning the era of Unverified on the Run.
+== [[Season 6]] ==
-==== Unverified on the Run ====
+= Builds =
-After escaping, Herbane proclaimed in chat "holy cow I'm free" and "(you heard nothing)" and decided to see if he could survive and build up a base while being an unverified player. He dug into a hole and began his first base at 742 85 -840, [[Herbane's Unverified Hovel]]. As he began his base, Ninja asked in chat who exactly whitelisted him, to which Herbane answered "I did, using super cool hax". He told them that it wasn't a glitch or bug or anything that was overlooked when it was put there, and to not pay attention to the first achievement he acquired, and to not use that to fix your glitch. Ninja didn't seem to think much of it and simply replied with "Uh huh". Around this time is when Herbane decided to open up an application form on the Discord, where he entered the questions very unseriously. Answers with yes would always be ended with "(Yugoslavia)", and he entered his favourite wood type as Woody Harrelson. Back to his base, he would gather resources and begin a tunnel down to the bottom of the world, where he eventually stumbled upon the deep dark. He made plans to take off all of his stuff to attempt suicide missions to the "mush zone" as he called it in chat to break all the shriekers so he could walk in later and grab all the loot no sweat. He returned up the tunnel to his home where he began to prepare, and that's when Ninja found him.
+A list of all the notable things Herbane has constructed on CrabCraft.
-Ninja immediately attacked Herbane and knocked him back with his sword, proceeding to find his bed and destroy it so that he would respawn in the blacklist zone. Ninja slaughtered Herbane once more, losing everything in his inventory and temporarily losing his first home. Ninja demanded to know how he escaped spawn, but Herbane wouldn't tell him directly. Herbane said in chat that due to his rocky start on the server he planned on coming back in the future on a different account so he could be a "good boy" as he really wanted to play the server. Ninja returned to spawn and brought ChronicWhiffer with them. Chronic handed Herbane a Totem of Undying which Ninja proceeded to destroy by killing him. Herbane wondered why he had wasted the totem since it was his friend's, Ninja's answer was "because you had it". Ninja once again demanded to know how Herbane had left spawn and this time threatened to torture him if he didn't tell them, but since Herbane had lost everything he had nothing else to do but be tortured, thus beginning another round of slaughter. Chronic told Herbane to fight for his rights, and Herbane told Ninja to shove his sword deeper in him. Ninja once again asked how he escaped, Herbane reminded him of the hint from earlier, and Ninja finally figured it out.
+== [[Season V]] ==
-Once again Ninja eventually stopped the slaughter, giving Herbane another chance to explore. He re-entered the Nether Portal, picking mushrooms up off the Nether Roof as he went exploring. Eventually he found an Iron Golem farm, which he threw the mushrooms into thinking whoever owns it is gonna be so confused. He went through the portals in the farm and, out of sheer luck, ended up next to Chronic's base. Herbane walked over to Chronic's base, walking past Chronic themself and heading off into the ocean like nothing was happening. Chronic noticed Herbane and began to follow him, Herbane feared the worst. But Chronic placed down a Shulker Box and took from it a pair of Elytra Wings, which he gave to Herbane. This gave him an achievement which showed up in chat, prompting Ninja to accuse Herbane of stealing it. This offended him greatly, he spouted in chat "I DONT GRIEF! I DONT DO THAT! THAT IS A LIE!" and stated that he is honorable (except in the chat). At this point Ninja had found Herbane again, Ninja and Chronic began to chase Herbane through the skies. The chase lasted about 5 minutes before Ninja caught up and burnt him to a crisp.
+=== Bases ===
-Herbane told Ninja he had anger issues, and that he needed anger therapy. He said he had a thirst for blood. Ninja then told Herbane "U literally stole his elytra, wtf." but Herbane knew this was not true and told him they gave it to them, that they were a kind soul, and that Ninja needed to read into their book a bit. Ninja then told Chronic to enter a group chat, to which Chronic said that he was going to yell at him. Herbane said Chronic didn't deserve berating as they were a kind soul, and that maybe he wouldn't come back in the future on another account to play properly, as this seemed toxic. Around this time one of the moderators SirIncognito/Dex joined, and offered Herbane some iron leggings in a chest, to which Herbane said he couldn't take as he was unverified, and asked them "why must you tease?" Dex explained that to be verified he needed to join the Discord server, but Herbane told him that he tried. (At the time, Ninja was an application reviewer, so you can tell where that would of went.) Herbane was rejected, he told Dex that he was being a fool. That he had quoted a Harry Potter parody, and that he had made a few "shmexual" jokes. Chronic randomly announced he was uncircumcised. Herbane also noted that he said Woody Harrelson was his favourite wood type, to which Ninja said "that doesn't even make any sense dumbass LOL". Dex was then blown up by a creeper, and told Herbane that the other moderator Max would get back to him on that application.
+* [[Sprucetip Village]]
-Later, Herbane began exploring the Nether Roof again. He stumbled upon the base of one SauronLord, who was torturing countless, seemingly innocent armadillos. It was at this point Herbane thought of an idea, if he slept in other player's beds, in other player's bases, then Ninja would have no right to destroy them and send him back to spawn, and finding them in the first place would be like finding a needle in a haystack. Herbane slept in SauronLord's bed, and then decided that was enough Minecraft for the day and left.
+The main base of Herbane in [[Season V]], located in the northern taiga above spawn. Originally, it was just Herbane's Unverified Hovel, But after some expansion the name was changed to Herbane Land, and after Herbane's dad [[Leenuks]] moved in the name was changed once more to Hernuksia, and after Herbane still didn't like the name it was renamed Sprucetip Village near the end of [[Season V]].
-==== Unverified on the Run: Part 2 ====
+Location: 742 85 -840
-Herbane rejoined the server on the 2nd of August, having not have played in about 5 days. Herbane asked in chat if the nether had been fixed yet, and Ninja said "Oh Its you" and asked "didnt u get banned". Herbane, confused replied that he did not. Or that maybe he did and that it ran out. This confused Ninja as well, he said "how the hell did it run out" and "its permenant", Herbane said "why would i be banned anyway" and "i didnt exploit anything to a harmful degree". Ninja then accused him of griefing, saying "U literally stole someones stuff". Herbane, highly offended at these accusations told him that he only escaped spawn, made his base and then Ninja found and killed him. He also once more stated that Chronic gave him that elytra. Ninja, going even further, accused him of not making his own base at all. Herbane told him he did, and to go find it and check block records if he didn't believe him. He said Ninja was being a meany pants, and that he even told Ninja about the problem with the Nether Portal. At this point Ninja stopped with the accusations.
-Herbane left SauronLord's base to go exploring again, and returned to the Iron Golem farm that brought him to Chronic's base, but he found that it was destroyed. He continued exploring until he found the base of Luminous. Luminous, similar to SauronLord was torturing phantoms. He gifted Luminous some raw chicken he had found, and then Luminous pulled out his sword. He said "So.... You wanna run?" and Herbane asked why, pointing out that he gave him chicken as a sign of peace. This must of sent them into an existential crisis as they gave Herbane 3 golden carrots and proceeded to leave shortly after. Herbane explored the area, and crossed over a lake to a mob farm. Here, Ninja found him.
+=== Shops ===
-Ninja greeted Herbane, and he greeted Ninja back. They asked each other how they were doing and Herbane told him that he was thinking about his anger issues. Ninja asked if he wanted to see them again, and that they could test to see his "anger issues". Chronic said Ninja was typing really aggressive and to be careful, and Herbane backed away whimpering, throwing the carrots at Ninja as a sign of peace. He said that Ninja seemed proud of his anger issues. He then started to climb a tower of scaffolding next to the mob farm as Ninja chased him up and down it. Eventually a hoard of zombies started to form at the bottom, and in not wanting to give Ninja the satisfaction of killing him he attempted suicide by zombie, and succeeded. Herbane told Ninja that the zombie got to him first, and that it won the anger contest. He then asked Ninja "why do you hate me so?" and Ninja replied "I hate every griefer" Herbane once again told him that he was no griefer, and that he was honorable except for in chat. Ninja said "But but you are" and "I saw u" and once more accused him of stealing people's items. Herbane told him that Luminous gave him those carrots in exchange for chicken. He then reminded Ninja that if he is unsuccessful in gaining his trust then he will just come back with a new account in the future and he will never know. Ninja told him to not be so sure. Herbane continued and said that years of playing together would go by and then randomly while chatting the topic would come up and he would tell him he was Herbane, and that Ninja would think of how mean he was. Obsidian randomly states that they are going to kill themselves.
-Herbane respawned in SauronLord's base, leaving and beginning to run across the nether roof. He says in chat that Dex told Max to re-review his application but that had never happened and it was closed. He said he didn't know what to do. AllMight replies telling him to just leave, and Ninja says he has an idea on what he could do, and asks where he is. Herbane replied "308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque new mexico" AllMight said he'd meet him there, and Herbane told him to bring pizza. AllMight told Herbane to "stfu" and Herbane asked "why do you hate me so?" AllMight responded saying the same reason Ninja does, and Herbane told him "ninja spreads slander and you believe" then AllMight randomly asks "I say slurs do you ?" and Herbane wondered what that had to do with anything, and said that he doesn't say slurs that he Isn't allowed to say. Around this time Dex joins the server, and Herbane re-caps on what's been going on, but it takes a while for them to answer.
-As Herbane is running off without direction on the Nether Roof, Ninja finds him. The two greet each other again and Luminous joins the server. Herbane asks Luminous to prove to Ninja that they gave him the carrots while Ninja chases him slowly while he backs away, but Ninja says they don't care about that. They then tell Herbane that they can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Herbane replied middle, and Ninja tells him to stop, or they'll kill him. But Herbane knows they'll do it anyway. Ninja then went into further detail, "easy way is u stay trapped at spawn in an obby box, or I kill u, u spawn at spawn." about now Dex gets back to Herbane and tells him that he needs to leave and rejoin the Discord server to re-open an application, so Herbane left to go do that, this time seriously.
+* '''The Musical Cactus'''
-Later, Herbane rejoins after submitting the form to find himself trapped within a cage made of obsidian with no tools to break out. He asks Luminous to help free him but they were busy at the moment, so Herbane decided to punch his way out. Once free, he headed towards 00 on the coordinates bar to try and find a portal to the overworld as he had walked himself nearly 1000 blocks away from spawn. When he finally made it to the overworld, he found himself at the base of an unknown player at 2694 75 574, where he slept in their bed and killed himself to reset his hunger. He headed out to gather resources and came across a mountain that looked like the farlands at 3148 88 776, and stayed there for a couple nights gathering resources. Continuing to explore, he came across a ruined portal at 3574 63 676, and saw off in the distance a peculiar ruin poking out of the water at 3544 62 424. He headed there and decided to craft a boat to explore the ocean, looting multiple shipwrecks and underwater ruined portals along the way. He also discovered multiple ocean monuments littered throughout the cold ocean icebergs, interestingly finding two right next to each other at 4175 62 -961 and 4176 62 -1200, and even more interestingly finding two half submerged azalea trees also right next to each other at 4497 67 -1428 and 4639 68 -1423.
+The Musical Cactus was a shop owned by Herbane located in the southern district of spawn. It was planned to sell Cactus, Music Discs, and pottery related items. This shop was sort of a failure, as Herbane was slow on progress with it and it was never truly finished/stocked.
-Eventually, through a treasure map he retrieved he found a cove at 4600 -1990 that would eventually become one of Herbane's bases, Crab Claw Cove. Here he stashed away all the treasure he had collected from adventuring, and started to dig for the one that brought him there. Though the treasure was submerged in water, he eventually found it after an hour of breaking a couple blocks and then swimming back up for air a couple hundred times. And near the end of his dig, he was finally accepted as an official member of CrabCraft. And thus marks the end of the Unverified on the Run era.
+=== Miscellaneous ===
-=== Current Membership ===
+* '''Herbane's Creeper Farm'''
-* 6th of August 2025
+Built in the ocean at 4751 -1487, this was constructed with the intention of crafting tnt to break bedrock blocks at the portal to his base on the nether roof for a stairway down into the nether. Though, this soon became obsolete for 2 reasons: #1 He discovered a mod that allowed him to instantly break bedrock without the need for tnt at all. (Don't worry the owner of the server [[MaxUK|Max]] was seen using this cheat in the past so it's allllll good 👍) #2 it turns out the farm was very good at spawning bats as it was made entirely out of diorite, which is one of the only blocks that spawn bats. This made less space in the mob count for creepers and caused the farm to be insufficient.
-Herbane renovated his [[Herbane's Unverified Hovel|Unverified Hovel]] base from a hole in the ground into a building. Herbane also joined the town Vinyldonia and built another base there. Herbane entered a petty fight between himself and ArcaneMC, with himself naked and Arcane covered in OP gear. Later, Herbane started another petty fight with Arcane at spawn, this time with Jurarules and [[ChewedApples]]. Herbane got his hands on a forbidden piece of artwork by Apples for half a millisecond before he was killed, but that was enough to need therapy.
+== [[Season 6]] ==
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