Hardshell Developments - Revision history

Noah: Added border to logo to make it more visible

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	'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the [[CrabCraft]] server. Founded during Season 4 by [[SirIncognito]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering [[Crabitat Towers]]: a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.		'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the [[CrabCraft]] server. Founded during Season 4 by [[SirIncognito]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering [[Crabitat Towers]]: a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.

Dex at 18:07, 22 June 2025

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	[[File:Hardshell Developments Logo.png\|right\|frameless\|~~120x120px~~]]		[[File:Hardshell Developments Logo.png\|right\|frameless\|140x140px]]
	'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the [[CrabCraft]] server. Founded during Season 4 by [[SirIncognito]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering [[Crabitat Towers]]: a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.		'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the [[CrabCraft]] server. Founded during Season 4 by [[SirIncognito]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering [[Crabitat Towers]]: a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.

Dex at 18:01, 22 June 2025

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	Originally formed under the guise of "urban revitalisation," Hardshell rapidly acquired large plots of land and began vertical expansion at a pace that left local municipalities overwhelmed and villagers confused. With a company motto of "''Hard exterior, soft rent control''", Hardshell positioned itself as a pioneer in high-density player housing and bureaucratic endurance.		Originally formed under the guise of "urban revitalisation," Hardshell rapidly acquired large plots of land and began vertical expansion at a pace that left local municipalities overwhelmed and villagers confused. With a company motto of "''Hard exterior, soft rent control''", Hardshell positioned itself as a pioneer in high-density player housing and bureaucratic endurance.

			[[File:Crabitat Towers Entrance.png\|thumb\|400x400px\|Crabitat Towers Entrance]]
			[[File:Crabitat Towers Bedroom.png\|thumb\|400x400px\|Apartment Living Space]]
			[[File:Apartment Bedroom.png\|thumb\|400x400px\|Apartment Bedroom]]

	== History ==		== History ==
	Founded in Season 4, Hardshell began as a side hustle while Dex was still serving as secretary to the ministers. It quickly evolved into a full-scale real estate empire, with Crabitat Towers as its flagship megastructure. Over time, the company became known not just for its scale, but for its uncanny ability to navigate (or rewrite) the legal system, successfully defending its builds in several high-profile disputes.		Founded in Season 4, Hardshell began as a side hustle while Dex was still serving as secretary to the ministers. It quickly evolved into a full-scale real estate empire, with Crabitat Towers as its flagship megastructure. Over time, the company became known not just for its scale, but for its uncanny ability to navigate (or rewrite) the legal system, successfully defending its builds in several high-profile disputes.

	=== Notable Projects ===		=== Notable Projects ===
	* '''Crabitat Towers''' – A high-rise apartment block featuring rentable units, shared amenities, and panoramic views of neighbouring property lines.		* '''Crabitat Towers''' – A high-rise apartment block featuring rentable units, shared amenities, and panoramic views of neighbouring property lines.

Dex at 17:06, 22 June 2025

2025-06-22T17:06:31Z

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	'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the [[CrabCraft]] server. Founded during Season 4 by [[SirIncognito]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering [[Crabitat Towers]]: a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.		'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the [[CrabCraft]] server. Founded during Season 4 by [[SirIncognito]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering [[Crabitat Towers]]: a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.

Dex at 17:02, 22 June 2025

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	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==
	* The original Hardshell office ~~was built entirely out of stripped logs~~ and ~~passive-aggressive signage~~.		* The original idea for Hardshell Developments was conceived in an open-air "office" - essentially a chair, a sign and a dangerously confident mindset.
	* "Hardshell" is believed to be a nod to Dex’s diplomatic immunity and inability to take architectural criticism personally.		* "Hardshell" is believed to be a nod to Dex’s diplomatic immunity and inability to take architectural criticism personally.
	* A Crabitat Tower resident once got lost on Floor 5 for three days. They later left a glowing review.		* A Crabitat Tower resident once got lost on Floor 5 for three days. They later left a glowing review.

Noah: Updated formatting for proper lead, and corrected links

2025-06-22T17:01:35Z

Updated formatting for proper lead, and corrected links

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	~~== Hardshell Developments ==~~		'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the [[CrabCraft]] server. Founded during Season 4 by [[SirIncognito]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering [[Crabitat Towers]]: a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.
	'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the CrabCraft server. Founded during Season 4 by [[~~Sirincognito~~]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering ~~'''~~Crabitat Towers~~''' —~~ a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.

	Originally formed under the guise of "urban revitalisation," Hardshell rapidly acquired large plots of land and began vertical expansion at a pace that left local municipalities overwhelmed and villagers confused. With a company motto of "Hard exterior, soft rent control," Hardshell positioned itself as a pioneer in high-density player housing and bureaucratic endurance.		Originally formed under the guise of "urban revitalisation," Hardshell rapidly acquired large plots of land and began vertical expansion at a pace that left local municipalities overwhelmed and villagers confused. With a company motto of "''Hard exterior, soft rent control''", Hardshell positioned itself as a pioneer in high-density player housing and bureaucratic endurance.

	=== History ===		== History ==
	Founded in Season 4, Hardshell began as a side hustle while Dex was still serving as secretary to the ministers. It quickly evolved into a full-scale real estate empire, with Crabitat Towers as its flagship megastructure. Over time, the company became known not just for its scale, but for its uncanny ability to navigate (or rewrite) the legal system, successfully defending its builds in several high-profile disputes.		Founded in Season 4, Hardshell began as a side hustle while Dex was still serving as secretary to the ministers. It quickly evolved into a full-scale real estate empire, with Crabitat Towers as its flagship megastructure. Over time, the company became known not just for its scale, but for its uncanny ability to navigate (or rewrite) the legal system, successfully defending its builds in several high-profile disputes.

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	Hardshell has faced multiple legal complaints ranging from "excessive shadow casting" to "emotional damage via exterior colour palette." All formal challenges have so far been overturned or mysteriously vanished from the record.		Hardshell has faced multiple legal complaints ranging from "excessive shadow casting" to "emotional damage via exterior colour palette." All formal challenges have so far been overturned or mysteriously vanished from the record.

	=== Trivia ===		== Trivia ==
	* The original Hardshell office was built entirely out of stripped logs and passive-aggressive signage.		* The original Hardshell office was built entirely out of stripped logs and passive-aggressive signage.
	* "Hardshell" is believed to be a nod to Dex’s diplomatic immunity and inability to take architectural criticism personally.		* "Hardshell" is believed to be a nod to Dex’s diplomatic immunity and inability to take architectural criticism personally.
	* A Crabitat Tower resident once got lost on Floor 5 for three days. They later left a glowing review.		* A Crabitat Tower resident once got lost on Floor 5 for three days. They later left a glowing review.

Dex at 16:56, 22 June 2025

2025-06-22T16:56:28Z

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	== Hardshell Developments ==		== Hardshell Developments ==
	'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the CrabCraft server. Founded during Season 4 by [[Sirincognito~~\|Dex~~]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering '''Crabitat Towers''' — a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.		'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the CrabCraft server. Founded during Season 4 by [[Sirincognito]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering '''Crabitat Towers''' — a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.

	Originally formed under the guise of "urban revitalisation," Hardshell rapidly acquired large plots of land and began vertical expansion at a pace that left local municipalities overwhelmed and villagers confused. With a company motto of "Hard exterior, soft rent control," Hardshell positioned itself as a pioneer in high-density player housing and bureaucratic endurance.		Originally formed under the guise of "urban revitalisation," Hardshell rapidly acquired large plots of land and began vertical expansion at a pace that left local municipalities overwhelmed and villagers confused. With a company motto of "Hard exterior, soft rent control," Hardshell positioned itself as a pioneer in high-density player housing and bureaucratic endurance.

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== Hardshell Developments ==
'''Hardshell Developments''' is one of the largest and most controversial real estate companies on the CrabCraft server. Founded during Season 4 by [[Sirincognito|Dex]], the company rose to prominence with the construction of the towering '''Crabitat Towers''' — a brutalist monument to both ambition and mild zoning neglect.

Originally formed under the guise of "urban revitalisation," Hardshell rapidly acquired large plots of land and began vertical expansion at a pace that left local municipalities overwhelmed and villagers confused. With a company motto of *"Hard exterior, soft rent control,"* Hardshell positioned itself as a pioneer in high-density player housing and bureaucratic endurance.

=== History ===
Founded in Season 4, Hardshell began as a side hustle while Dex was still serving as secretary to the ministers. It quickly evolved into a full-scale real estate empire, with Crabitat Towers as its flagship megastructure. Over time, the company became known not just for its scale, but for its uncanny ability to navigate (or rewrite) the legal system, successfully defending its builds in several high-profile disputes.

=== Notable Projects ===
* '''Crabitat Towers''' – A high-rise apartment block featuring rentable units, shared amenities, and panoramic views of neighbouring property lines.

=== Legal Controversies ===
Hardshell has faced multiple legal complaints ranging from "excessive shadow casting" to "emotional damage via exterior colour palette." All formal challenges have so far been overturned or mysteriously vanished from the record.

=== Trivia ===
* The original Hardshell office was built entirely out of stripped logs and passive-aggressive signage.
* "Hardshell" is believed to be a nod to Dex’s diplomatic immunity and inability to take architectural criticism personally.
* A Crabitat Tower resident once got lost on Floor 5 for three days. They later left a glowing review.